Crap Email from a Dude


Jezebel has this very funny series of posts and I rarely read them because come on..dime a dozen. But this one, GOLD! Very short context, picture it: Portland, OR. Jim broke up with Simone after she took a professorship in San Fran and started seeing his best friend Jessie who thought all was going well. Oh, and they’re all poets.

from: jim
date: Tue, May 13, 2008 at 4:09 PM
Subject:
to: Simone Powell
cc: Jessie Stevens
i have two women who love me.
and i love them also.
what do i do?


The written form is horrible (is that an attempt at Haiku??), the idea is horrible, giving them each others’ emails is horrible (someone giving your email to someone else who is seeded against you ends up like this: ANNOYING, MARK AS SPAM!) and CCing your current gf while putting your ex in the main recipient field puts the nail in the coffin Edgar Allan.


The comments on Jezebel are exceptional too, ‘Nyobserver’:

a reply from Jessie Stevens:
Subject:
To: Simone Powell
CC: jim
Can you please unsubscribe me from this list?
I have no idea who you people are. Thanks.

‘Inkymonkey’:

Ladies, if it has a penis and a Moleskine, don’t touch it.

‘My Lonesome Cowboy’ by Takashi Murakami sold at Sotheby’s last night for $15.2 million while he watched from the back. I hope to have a moment like that in my life, maybe without the lassos of semen.
‘My Lonesome Cowboy’ by Takashi Murakami sold at Sotheby’s last night for $15.2 million while he watched from the back. I hope to have a moment like that in my life, maybe without the lassos of semen.

Changing of the Guard: Update


Ok, apparently my YouTube embeds got deleted..I’ll try to get them back.

I had a Wikipedia journey last night and spent hours studying military leaders, rankings, awards, etc. I was finally satiated when I decided to look up video clips of Changing of the Guards from all over the world.

In the United States the Guard has been going 24/7 since 1936. And it’s one of the most rigid things I’ve ever seen. I had no idea this went on in our Capitol every single second and it’s mesmerizing:

 ’A guard takes an average of 6 hours to prepare his uniform (which is solid wool regardless of the time of year) for the next day’s work. In addition to preparing the uniform, guards also complete physical training, Tomb Guard training, cut their hair before the next work day, and shave twice per day. Tomb Guards are required to memorize 16 pages of information about Arlington National Cemetery and the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, including the locations of nearly 300 graves and who is buried in each one’. -Wiki

 

It gets more entertaining in other countries. But the best…

Russia shows us why they have such a good ballet:

 

Greece leaves us with lots of questions:

 

The guard in London is bit different because they’re actually part of the Royal Family’s protection but they still manage to have fun with it. At Buckingham Palace (there’s multiple Guard posts) they make a concert out of it. There’s a very good band and conductor and they play the most random stuff during the change before getting to the pomp and circumstance. There’s clips all over YouTube, including one where they play a medley of Beatles songs. This video is my favorite because is that the theme to ‘The Incredibles’?!

 

California Supreme Court Strikes Down ban on Same-Sex Marriage


Next step, the U.S. Supreme Court where Roberts, Thomas, Scalia and Alito reign as natural enemies to the gay and would, I presume, favor reversing the ruling. Kennedy would be the swing vote.
I just found out that Joanna Newsom is reportedly dating Andy Samberg. There’s something just so wrong about that. She’s supposed to be dating Smog. Not lasercats.

Clinton's West Virginia Victory Speech


Pretty funny live-blog by Wonkette of her victory speech from a ‘telling’ primary.

 

Bea Arthur's Birthday


Is a national holiday in my world. Best Week Ever did a countdown of her 10 greatest contributions to life.
This is a perfect description of the sex I had last night. Sans the last part.