Crap Email from a Dude
Jezebel has this very funny series of posts and I rarely read them because come on..dime a dozen. But this one, GOLD! Very short context, picture it: Portland, OR. Jim broke up with Simone after she took a professorship in San Fran and started seeing his best friend Jessie who thought all was going well. Oh, and they’re all poets.
from: jim
date: Tue, May 13, 2008 at 4:09 PM
Subject:
to: Simone Powell
cc: Jessie Stevens
i have two women who love me.
and i love them also.
what do i do?
The written form is horrible (is that an attempt at Haiku??), the idea is horrible, giving them each others’ emails is horrible (someone giving your email to someone else who is seeded against you ends up like this: ANNOYING, MARK AS SPAM!) and CCing your current gf while putting your ex in the main recipient field puts the nail in the coffin Edgar Allan.
The comments on Jezebel are exceptional too, ‘Nyobserver’:
a reply from Jessie Stevens:
Subject:
To: Simone Powell
CC: jim
Can you please unsubscribe me from this list?
I have no idea who you people are. Thanks.
‘Inkymonkey’:
Ladies, if it has a penis and a Moleskine, don’t touch it.
